when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
I CAN’T GET OVER HOW DRAMATIC THIS REACTION IS
"oh look at me just casually doing a junket interview wHEN SUDDENLY NATURE AND ITS AMAZING POWER excuse me i must poem"
excuse me i must poem
i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS
When it rains you have to put plastic bags on them
natalie dormer behind the scenes for contiki legends.